5 Things That Gotta End On IG

Instagram is one of if not the most popular social networks out. Everybody loves posting and liking pictures of niggas they don't know and & shit. Well it's a couple things that occur on IG that must stop I-fuckin-mmediately

5. Flexin- we already covered Fakin it till you make it. If that's what you gone do by all means live my nigga, but keep it a secret. We don't wanna see your new jays wit the Air max bottoms. Especially if they ain't yours. Nothin worse then a nigga flexin wit another nigga fake chain on. Niggas takin turns looking stupid. Smh. Cut it out. if you got it and its your be discreet my nigga, keep it to yourself. You ain't gotta flaunt it it's gone speak for itself. Fly shit dont make you cool. A lame nigga in a nice watch always gone be a lame nigga in a nice watch. Period.

4. Beggin for Attention- double tap for this, Shoutout for Shoutout, like my last 17 pictures, you niggas are the worst. How you beg somebody to look at you?! All you want is attention?! Niggas pops never came back from the store now you tryna use the Internet to feel love. Gtfoh. If likes and repost is what it takes for you to feel complete you got problems deeper than how many followers & likes you got my nigga. You need  guidance. & y'all think we don't see y'all deleting and uploading the same shit when it aint get the response you wanted. "Lost files" or "accidently deleted". Nigga stop it. Nobody liked the picture, matter fact, nobody likes you dawg. Give it up. 

3. Insta games- Now you might see us post a contest or a game from our business IG or Twitter, but it's just that, Business.  But you niggas really out here having Instagram Olympics & shit. Don't ask people to like for a group rate then tell everybody they beautiful. Everybody a 9. So don't no ugly bitches follow y'all or they all follow me. If you can't tell your friend they're ugly you not their friend. Then you got ask.fm where all niggas do is anonymously ask do females give head & females anonymously call other females hoes. That shit lame. We don't care about your man crush, or your woman crush. Let it go. Let all that shit go. 

2. Pointless post- listen, if you gone post somethin on IG, post somethin good, something funny, something meaningful, a nice picture of you, happy birthday moms, shit like that. Y'all gotta stop posting pictures of spaghetti & shit like y'all been slaving in the kitchen. Spaghetti bruh? 
Step 1. Boil fuckin noodles
Step 2. Cook meat & sauce
Step 3. Put it in a fuckin pan.
That's it. 3 steps. THREE. Nigga Dru Hill had 5. Smh. Niggas posting "fresh out the shower" pics. if a nigga gotta brag about bathing bruh don't wash his ass too much. Think before you post my nigga.  

1. Throwback Thursday- I really wish this shit would die. Aint no limit on this shit yet?! Niggas freshman in college posting every picture from they senior year In high school. Niggas go to they grandma house on Tuesday to find pictures for #TBT. Picture on IG still in the frame grandma in the background folding clothes smh. It's too the point where you can't even invite people to the crib no more without them tryna catch you slippin. Niggas so dirty to go back to your Facebook & MySpace snagging photos dawg what kinda sneaky 9th grader you gotta be to dig up a nigga MySpace. 

I  hate all y'all. Everybody.
 & Vine > IG Video too. Don't debate me. 

-Miles