CHILL FAM.
What it do young world? This ya nigga @chill_stacey out here letting u niggas know what the fuck been going on lately. Ladies and gentlemen we have a mutual problem out here in these streets that no matter how hard we try we just can seem to get rid of…NEW NIGGAS!!! We all have seen em, may know one or worst of all…may even be related to one. For those of you that aren’t completely sure what exactly what a “new nigga” is don’t worry just take a look over ya shoulder at the nigga in ya class with latest Trukfit attire and skateboard under his desk. The average age for a new nigga is usually between the ages of 12-21 with varying cases of course, but either way these niggas gotta fuckin’ go. Ladies and gentlemen these young niggas are out here wearing skinny jeans/jeggings, eye brow/lip rings, dyeing their hair, and recycling outfits to their new nigga bretheren. You niggas gotta chill fam…immediately. Socials networks such as face book, twitter, and instagram are full of them. The nigga on ya timeline with the wiz khalifa blonde patch and his face contorted sticking out his tongue; yep that’s him. Public fuckin’ enemy #1. Just look at these niggas instagram pictures and ask yourself would YOUR father be taking those kind of pics? Oh aight. These lil niggas have no morals, no passion, no ambition but don’t be mislead they are FULL of emotion. I haven’t seen young males this sensitive since Ahmad from Soul Food b . Disagree with a new nigga and you’re sure to be called a hater, don’t wear what a new nigga is wearing you have no swag. New niggas aren’t afraid to showcase their dickriding abilities out in the open either. Just take a look at every nigga on twitter/instagram with “Sosa, Khalifa, Montana, etc.” in their @ names. You niggas couldn’t have had fathers and it clearly shows. Emulating your favorite rapper isn’t going to fill that void my nigga. Im pretty sure you niggas have older cousins, uncles or something. Hell they even got big brother/little brothers programs to help u get some guidance in ya life. It might seem like im hating but the bitches aint feeling you niggas either. don’t believe me? Just walk up to a broad and tell her you be that “pretty muthafucka” and watch how fast she get you the fuck outta here. Not only out of her face but to the unforgivable friend zone. The land of no fuckin return. Not only are your new nigga tendencies getting you no respect from the homies but the females are becoming more suspicious about your ulterior motives. You got niggas thinking its cool to play 2K all day while their girl shoulders deep in her phone uploading pics of her boy shorts to instagram. fuck that. So do us all a favor, bottle up that inner Drake and man the fuck up dawg. And if you’re feeling some kind about this blog then you’re probably who im referring to. Im out though. Yall niggas thank me later .
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