Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, its ya boy Jams here back with another dose of sophisticated ignorance for that ass. Living in today’s day and world you may noticed a lot of things may have changed within society to be young men of this generation. Now before you get your durag in a bunch keep in mind that I’m relatively young myself being a few months shy of 23, but I’ll be DAMNED if I’m in the same category as these lost causes. The game has fucking CHANGED. When I was coming up as lil nigga I had responsibilities that included taking out the trash, cutting grass, shoveling the dog shit out the yard, taking care of my dog, etc. and what not. You know basic shit that got prepared niggas for manhood. I don’t see NONE of that shit nowadays. Young boys these days not even stepping foot outdoors my nigga, they just wanna chill in the crib and play video games all day. Maybe I’m just old fashioned but that shit don’t sit to well with me, take yo ass outside get dirty and be a man. Oh it’s too hot outside?? Deal wit it nigga. Go play ‘hide and go get it’ with the lil young hoes round the corner. Lil’ niggas at the tender age of 11 walking around with iphones dawg just let that one marinate. My nigga I didn’t get a iPhone till fuckin last year!!!! What the fuck kind of shit is this?? I wish my future kids would ask me for a iPhone that early in life I’m putting them niggas on punishment. Yo so you want me to pay your bill AND let you use my wifi?! FUCK. OUTTA. HERE. Better hustle up some aluminum cans or sell lemonade nigga get them bands up. And to you teenage niggas…get a fucking job. All y’all want to is sit around and talk about how much swag y’all got, how much weed y’all smoke, and upload zesty ass pics on Instagram. Enough is eFUCKINnough. I had my first job at Subway when I was 15 there’s no reason you should be 18+ out here crying on twitter about your unemployment issues. Niggas still need their grass cut, McDonalds still hiring, and cars still need to be washed. Its opportunities out here to get that money but you niggas aint feeling it because you feel its beneath you. That’s not what manhood is about fam. Manhood is doing what you have to do to provide for you and yours. Trust me nobody is going to clown you for working at Wendy’s if you out here putting clothes on your kids back and food on the table. To help you niggas out further on becoming more masculine I’ve created a list of rules to live life as a man should.
#1. Loosen up your clothing. No woman ever wants to see her man in clothing that’s identical to hers. You niggas cant possibly feel ANY ounce on manhood with ya girl asking you questions like “You got my jeans on?”
#2. Stop taking so many pictures for these social networks. Females not feeling any nigga who cares about his appearance more than she does. Uploading more than 2 selfie pics a day is automatically suspect in her book my nigga. Also, stop naming yourself on these social networks after other people. You niggas not Montana’s, Sosa’s and so forth. Soon as she see that she immediately reviewing you in the suspect booth.
#3. Stop being so emotional. Day after day I see you niggas on twitter talking about how much you need love, how its still good guys left out here, or about how some bitch broke your heart. Outside of yourself nobody cares dawg…seriously. Find a way to deal with your problems outside of venting on twitter.
#4. Think how a man should. Be a man with your woman. Show assertiveness yet compassion to her needs. She not responding to you if you let her have her way all the time even though if you think by doing that will make her happy. Females are indecisive, deal with it. But if you cater to her every need like some kind of butler she will lose interest, walk over u, and dispose of you. Show some restraint, show some backbone, but still show compromise.
#5. Show some responsibility. Nothing turns a woman on more than a man that’s out here handling his business. Make her feel like she can build with you and she will be secure and submissive. Don’t bitch about anything in her presence. A man who complains about everything can never be a real man because he has already shown himself to be weak. Be the rock she clings on to.
Well there you have it ladies and gentleman. A few wise words from just a regular nigga out here trying to make a difference. Y’all be cool until next time though. Jams.