"The Pursuit of Manliness" by @chill_jams

9/11/2013 10 Comments

"The Pursuit of Manliness" by @chill_jams

CHILL FAM.

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, its ya boy Jams here back with another dose of sophisticated ignorance for that ass. Living in today’s day and world you may noticed a lot of things may have changed within society to be young men of this generation. Now before you get your durag in a bunch keep in mind that I’m relatively young myself being a few months shy of 23, but I’ll be DAMNED if I’m in the same category as these lost causes. The game has fucking CHANGED. When I was coming up as lil nigga I had responsibilities that included taking out the trash, cutting grass, shoveling the dog shit out the yard, taking care of my dog, etc. and what not. You know basic shit that got prepared niggas for manhood. I don’t see NONE of that shit nowadays. Young boys these days not even stepping foot outdoors my nigga, they just wanna chill in the crib and play video games all day. Maybe I’m just old fashioned but that shit don’t sit to well with me, take yo ass outside get dirty and be a man. Oh it’s too hot outside?? Deal wit it nigga. Go play ‘hide and go get it’ with the lil young hoes round the corner. Lil’ niggas at the tender age of 11 walking around with iphones dawg just let that one marinate. My nigga I didn’t get a iPhone till fuckin last year!!!! What the fuck kind of shit is this?? I wish my future kids would ask me for a iPhone that early in life I’m putting them niggas on punishment. Yo so you want me to pay your bill AND let you use my wifi?! FUCK. OUTTA. HERE. Better hustle up some aluminum cans or sell lemonade nigga get them bands up. And to you teenage niggas…get a fucking job. All y’all want to is sit around and talk about how much swag y’all got, how much weed y’all smoke, and upload zesty ass pics on Instagram. Enough is eFUCKINnough. I had my first job at Subway when I was 15 there’s no reason you should be 18+ out here crying on twitter about your unemployment issues. Niggas still need their grass cut, McDonalds still hiring, and cars still need to be washed. Its opportunities out here to get that money but you niggas aint feeling it because you feel its beneath you. That’s not what manhood is about fam. Manhood is doing what you have to do to provide for you and yours. Trust me nobody is going to clown you for working at Wendy’s if you out here putting clothes on your kids back and food on the table. To help you niggas out further on becoming more masculine I’ve created a list of rules to live life as a man should.

#1. Loosen up your clothing. No woman ever wants to see her man in clothing that’s identical to hers. You niggas cant possibly feel ANY ounce on manhood with ya girl asking you questions like “You got my jeans on?”

#2. Stop taking so many pictures for these social networks. Females not feeling any nigga who cares about his appearance more than she does. Uploading more than 2 selfie pics a day is automatically suspect in her book my nigga. Also, stop naming yourself on these social networks after other people. You niggas not Montana’s, Sosa’s and so forth. Soon as she see that she immediately reviewing you in the suspect booth.

#3. Stop being so emotional. Day after day I see you niggas on twitter talking about how much you need love, how its still good guys left out here, or about how some bitch broke your heart. Outside of yourself nobody cares dawg…seriously. Find a way to deal with your problems outside of venting on twitter.

#4. Think how a man should. Be a man with your woman. Show assertiveness yet compassion to her needs. She not responding to you if you let her have her way all the time even though if you think by doing that will make her happy. Females are indecisive, deal with it. But if you cater to her every need like some kind of butler she will lose interest, walk over u, and dispose of you. Show some restraint, show some backbone, but still show compromise.

#5. Show some responsibility. Nothing turns a woman on more than a man that’s out here handling his business. Make her feel like she can build with you and she will be secure and submissive. Don’t bitch about anything in her presence. A man who complains about everything can never be a real man because he has already shown himself to be weak. Be the rock she clings on to.

Well there you have it ladies and gentleman. A few wise words from just a regular nigga out here trying to make a difference. Y’all be cool until next time though. Jams.

10 Comments

Rob

6/19/2013 01:07:27 pm

glad somebody told these new niggas...good shit my nigga

Cece

6/25/2013 11:06:02 pm

Salute. About time someone pointed out the obvious. You would think these kids now days would want to have a job to buy the things they want, atleast I did when I was younger. I was 15 as well when I have my first job and played sports in school and managed to keep straight A's. so these kids these days have no excuse. Man and a cell phone I remember my first one.... I didn't ask for one because my generation actually went out and did shit and when I got it

Anonymous Banderas

6/26/2013 04:04:41 pm

Ok, no hate over here but down the line if you keep up the good work you'll probably end up paying me to do some of these blog post

*clears throat*

Ok let me start off by saying this, this post is basic as fuck!! What is this? The life and time of elementary my nigga?? And yes i do mean nigga for lack of a better social term, but seriously bitches dont care bout half the things you mentioned i mean, yes times are changing and thats exactly why niggas aint outside, if it aint sports i wouldnt be either unless i was made to, odds are you probably wouldnt be either. And why play hide and go get it outside when you can play dm the pussy in the ac? What is this shit the stone age, get a job? Its muthafuckas that need a job and cnt get one at mcdonalds.

*ques in my slave voice the "i had to fight all my life slave music"

the You cant be all high and mighty and be like " got me a job at 15 at subway always had a job" mumbo jumbo crap. I mean half these kids dont need a job they parents love them and actually buy them what they want. Damn can someone be happy everybody not broke as shit, and again you are right times are changing, if ya ass aint got an iphone in highschool these days thats similar to wearing the same busted shoes each day, and aint no nigga trying to do that they rather get a job , are you catching my drift? And for the niggas thats 18+ wit no job.... And they getting bitches then we could probably learn something from them muthafuckas but odds are they not so not even relevant to the topic.

But anyways lets get to busting down these weak ass tips

Tip number one loosen up your clothing??

Imma put a question mark after each tip just so yo can sense the level of you just confused the fuck out of me on my face right now.

Have you seen how many bitches you can get with tight clothing, i mean you short niggas look like ass so i give you that but us average side niggas love tight clothes.. You ever asked a bitch what lingerie is to her? A nicca with tight ass button up chest and arm biceps poking out and shit. Shit even skinny niggas be turning these bitches on, it shows you know how to do more than put on some jeans a fitted and a pair of 300 dollar shoes, try some fitted levis fucking burlington coat factory button up some cool shades and some fucking h and m shoes probably half the price of that stone age " i have no style" dress code yall got going on and you probably pull a badder bitch while saving dough and she smarter than these dumb ghetto broads yall attracting..... No my nigga tighten up your clothing these high sadity bitches love that shit

Weak ass tip number 2
Stop taking so many pictures for these social networks?

Man im beginning to question your security as a man on this one i mean the only female they dont like a nicca who care bout they appearance more than she does is an insecure ass female..and the fact that thats even possible for some females prove that she probably a duck.... And the fact that you deem this as knowledge further points me in the direction that you insecure too i mean.. You get what you are, but on a side note this tip is only halfway weak i do feel you on these names i see

Weal ass tip number 3
Okay okay good tip i cant front you right nobody cares!!!! Except the bitch thats trying to get down with the team and he is purposely pouring his heart out on twitter cause now he got her feeling like captain save a nicca... So i take that back this tip is in the end still weaker than muthafucka who is drunk as hell and just busted after some bomb ass sex from a bitch he pulled with his tight ass clothes emotional tweets and the ten selfies he just uploaded in the past week , smh times is changing FAM... Smh havent we learned anything from drake and kanye?

Weak ass tip number 4
Think how a man should be, show some backbone?

Now this tip, i thought had a chance but then again you old niggas love to be that muthafucka who is friends with ya parents and dont know how to work any technology whatsoever because he felt the same way you do when times changed.

Noooo dont think how a man should be our only examples were previous insecure ass niccas who dealt with insecure ass females, these bitches got degrees now fam, you can do all that tough macho man shit you want but you aint gonna never obtain a bitch with some substance and power, but you probably will continue to sub in out these basic insecure females... These days niccas is nice give her what she want cause quite frankly they dont give a damn enough to do otherwise... Cause they got a team up selfconfident bitches who only deal with niccas like that cmon fam you cnt be fucking hoes all ya life... Them the only bitches that dig that shit cause us new niggas aint stunting em. Fuck that shit we indecisive them bitches gotta learn to compromise with US...You on the wrong side fam.

Weak tip number 5

Finally a good tip but at the same time shit is weak cause its basic as fuck, i mean duhhhhh, man w

Anonymous Banderas

6/26/2013 04:10:55 pm

Weak tip number 5

Finally a good tip but at the same time shit is weak cause its basic as fuck, i mean duhhhhh, man who is your audience christ child daycare?? and some niccas are irresponsible as hell and still pull higher scale bitches because a real new nigga know the only thing bitches love is money, all that responsible shit is for niccas who just simply aint got enough.

I like ya conclusion except its only a few regular words from a regular ass nicca,

Here is a better tip
Never be the regular nigga or us new niggas will take ya bitch just because we aspire to be greater than regular, cmon fam dont loose ya bitch just off of dreams man thats like the worst L
Bitches love fashion and what they love more than fashion is a nicca who can pull off some pink pants loafers tight ass blazer and matching shirt underneath. Any bitch that tell you different is the female who gets no play from these niccas simply cause she fuck with you old niggas. A real man isnt a man who likes to get dirty a real man is the man who pays you old niggas to do the dirty work cause we in college, and we like educated women so we dont do that type of shit that would defeat the purpose, and futher more a man that can show who he is to the public , his style his dreams his aspirations and actually on track to obtain them thats a real nigga that is maniless, thats burying the old concept of what a man is, smarten up young fella bitches want obamas not niggas that look like they got two baby mamas.

AND NO im not a hater actually i clicked on this shit hoping to get something good but all i got is the weak side of you... I dont even know if you have the balls to post this but even if not hopefully you see it and step this weak ass shit up, you got potential man but thats it spend a little more time on this shit . .. I mean this shit took 10 minutes out my day to freestyle real quick but i decided to use my time to shine a lil light

See you when i see some more weak ass post

-sincerely a new nigga

Anonymous Banderas

6/26/2013 04:11:18 pm

Anonymous Banderas

6/26/2013 04:11:25 pm

Anonymous Banderas

6/26/2013 04:50:15 pm

Im anxiously waiting for ya next post and cmon give us new niggas some credit we actually want to see other nighas do good, and i feel this was the needed opposition for you to have, im all about free promotion my man. But seriously stop retweeting these duck bitches though lets see what the A class females have to say about my much better blog post under ya blog post.. Us new niggas are actually smart!!! Dont retweet the insecure bitches lol and these wanna be old niggas i doubt they will understand, and i dont give a shit who won obviously since my shit anonymous lol just saying gotta step ya blog game up With shit niccas didnt learn in elementary .

New nigga -

Shik

6/28/2013 07:02:07 pm

Anonymous Banderas , you stupid *Tommy voice*

I started reading your comments...but your obvious lack of education and inability to have a decent response made me stop mid-sentence....it only deserves to be skimmed thru. A real man has worked all his life and doesn't have it handed to him. He goes and gets it! Here's what we got from you: you're a dumb, naive college students, parents probably supports your habits including the Jays on your feet, despite your "aspiration" for the finer things in life you've never worked a full time job. If you think all college women want is a nigga to look good in a pair of tight jeans and pink loafers...transfer universities ASAP; your school is doing you a disservice. You might like educated women...but for some reason, honey, I don't think they are checking for you. Hold on, they might...because the "blazer and matching shirt underneath" but once she learns that you have no characteristics of a REAL man or on the quest to manhood.... you'll be one of the niggas pouring they damn heart out on twitter. I'm a college grad and none of the asinine shit you said made want to consider ANY of your advice. You should have took 10 more mins to consider writing this dumb shit. Let Chill Fam live and take notes.

Anonymous Banderas

6/29/2013 01:11:12 pm

Listen here SHIK

What is that your ghetto tribe name??
I write blogs for a side hustle and i am highly educated and i actually enjoy people who venture out to this field.

I didnt write my comments to be rude and put the chill fam organization down, i wrote it to disagree... If your purpose is to write blogs and not be open to how others feel then you in the wrong industry, but i dont expect you to know that because you are simply a bystander.

There is no such thing as decency in blog post that are already attacking social conditioning standards. Having a degree doesnt make you educated either.

But if you must know I too worked in high school single parent home, STRUGGLED through college and never wore a pair a jays in my life!!!!!!!!

I would post links to my discography of blog post but this aint about me, suppose to be about the " pursuit to maniless". Get off that dildo in your ass and lighten up, this is my style , if i made you mad then go home and look deep inside yourself and ask why ?

And as to the chill fam team they not sweating what i say i see it as funny rude challenging and opposition... Exactly what blogs needs . This day and age so sit back and keep those soap operas to a minimum

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6/25/2022 06:13:31 am

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"The Pursuit of Manliness" by @chill_jams

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